Welcome to The Pink Slip—where getting fired is a reason to celebrate. Before you dive into a box of bad decisions and brilliant regrets, please read these terms. By using our website or placing an order, you agree to the following:

1. Who We Are

We’re The Pink Slip, your unofficial fun-employment provider. A store? Kind of. A movement? Maybe. A vibe? Absolutely.

Our website, products, and content are intended for adults who don’t take life (or legal disclaimers) too seriously—but seriously enough to read this.

2. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old to buy from us. If you’re younger, close this tab, clean your room, and come back when you’ve made some real mistakes.

3. Orders & Payments

• All prices are in USD, and all charges are final once the order is confirmed.

• We reserve the right to cancel or refuse any order, especially if you’re being shady.

• Payment is processed securely through third-party platforms—we never store your card details.

4. Shipping & Delivery

• We ship to most places where people love chaos and laughter.

• Shipping timelines are estimates, not pinky promises.

• Once the package leaves us, it’s in the hands of the shipping gods. Lost or delayed? We’ll work with you to figure it out.

5. Returns & Refunds

We don’t do buyer’s remorse—but if your product arrives damaged, we’ve got your back.

• Email us at info@pinkslip.com within 7 days of delivery.

• Include photos of the damage and your order number.

• All sales are final unless stated otherwise. No take-backs on good times.

6. Use of Our Content

Everything you see on our site—from photos to puns—is owned by us. Don’t steal it, copy it, or pretend it’s yours unless you want a cease-and-desist with glitter.

7. Limitations of Liability

We’re not responsible for:

• Emotional rollercoasters caused by our products

• Unexpected laughs, confessions, or text messages to your ex

• How your parents react when they find your box

Use our products wisely. Or don’t. Just don’t sue us for your life choices.