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Carefully Selected For Your Pleasure

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Pleasure
Over Paychecks

Our story doesn’t start in a boardroom.
It starts with a team outing, a bad decision, and a purchase that was most definitely NSFW.

 

The result? A pink slip. We decided to take that story, appoint our Chief Mischief Officer, Peaches, and build something infinitely more satisfying than another Power Point deck.

NSFW Decisions. Very SFW shipping.

Free shipping on orders $69+. Nice.

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Lingerie & Apparel

Lubes & Essentials

Party & Holidays

HOT DILS
Last Chance Deals — When They’re Gone, They’re Gone
These offers are so good, they’re almost a fireable offense.

Desire as a Service (DaaS)

Your Fun-Employement Benefits Here Quarterly Bonus

What It Is

Every 3 months, you receive a themed “Quarterly Bonus” Box.
Packed with curated toys, novelties, and indulgences — the kind of bonus that actually delivers.

1) Choose Your Collection

Who Is This For?

The She-Suite

For Women

An empowering collection curated for female pleasure, confidence, and self-exploration.

Members Only

For Men

A refined collection of premium toys and essentials designed for modern male pleasure.

Mergers & Acquisitions

For Couples

A shared collection designed to deepen connection, intimacy, and play—together.

2) Choose Your Tier

What Level Of Bonus Do Your Desire?

Essential $49

A thoughtfully curated selection featuring an entry-level pleasure toy paired with a complimentary lubricant or sensory enhancement to complete the experience.

Elevated $89

A more expansive selection typically featuring a higher-quality pleasure toy alongside additional accessories or enhancements for increased variety and exploration.

Premium $139

Our most complete experience, featuring top-tier pleasure toys, multiple complementary accessories, and exclusive extras curated for deeper discovery.

3) Subscribe To Your Bonus

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AI Automated Intimacy

The Ultimate Collection of App-Compatible Pleasure Tech
Hands-Free Play Automated Satisfaction
Wireless Control Stable Wireless Sync
Remote-Controlled App-Based Control
Long-Distance Play Control From Anywhere
Discreet & Quiet Private, Whisper-Soft
Play Your Way Solo or Shared Control
Features vary by product. See details on each item page.
Playing On Your Phone Has Never Been So Satisfying

Pleasure Has Rewards

Get The Danijel as your free gift when you spend $100

SPEND & SCORE   

Claim The Danijel

No code needed. Just shop and select your gift at checkout.

Free Gift with Orders Over

$99.00

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The HR Files

Overshare. Get Rewarded.

Submit your most awkward, hilarious, or shocking workplace story. Each month, Peaches features one and rewards you with points.

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Test HR Story

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  • 👜 Earned 500 Peach Points

Peach Points can be used like real money in our shop!

Welcome To
The Pink Slip

We’re not just a store. We’re a monument to bad decisions that turn out to be brilliant. We believe that pleasure is a laughing matter and that the best things in life often start with a story you can’t tell your parents.

Every box we ship is a tribute to that infamous pickleback, a nod to Shawn, and a middle finger to the idea that you should be ashamed of what brings you joy. The Pink Slip is your fun-employment package. It’s the best reason to leave. It’s proof that getting fired can be the best thing that ever happens to you.

So go ahead. Make a boneheaded decision. We certainly did.

Loyalty Program
Loyalty You Can Moan About

Have Questions Before You Play?

Peek into our FAQ or message Peaches directly.