At The Pink Slip, we believe in bad decisions—just not when it comes to customer service.

We want you to love what you get. If your box of chaotic joy arrives damaged or not as expected, we’ll make it right. But if you just changed your mind after a few sips and giggles… well, we don’t do regret.

💥 All Sales Are Final (Mostly)

We do not offer refunds or exchanges for:

• Change of heart

• Second thoughts

• Post-party guilt

• “My partner doesn’t know I ordered this”

🚨 We DO offer refunds or replacements if:

• Your order arrives damaged

• You receive the wrong product

• Something major went sideways on our end

In those cases, email us at info@pinkslip.com within 7 days of delivery with:

• Your order number

• Clear photos of the item(s) and packaging

• A short description of the issue (bonus points for sass)

We’ll review your claim and if it qualifies, we’ll send a replacement or issue a refund—your call.

🔁 No Returns, Please

We don’t accept returns. Our products are personal, cheeky, and sometimes, well… better not mailed back.

📦 Missing Packages

Once your order ships, it’s in the hands of the carrier. If your package is lost or stolen, reach out to us—we’ll do what we can to help, but we’re not liable for delivery failures caused by third-party carriers.

⏳ Refund Timing

Approved refunds are processed within 5–10 business days, depending on your bank. If it’s taking longer, give your bank a nudge—or throw us a follow-up email.