Welcome to The Pink Slip—where bad decisions spark brilliant outcomes. While we believe in fun-employment and unapologetic joy, we take your privacy as seriously as that first post-firing pickleback.
1. Information We Collect
We collect the following types of information when you interact with us:
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Personal Information: Name, email, phone number, shipping/billing address.
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Payment Information: Processed securely by third-party payment gateways—we don’t store your credit card details.
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Order Details: What you bought (no judgment), when you bought it, and how we got it to you.
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Browsing Behavior: IP address, device info, browser type, pages visited—collected via cookies to improve your experience.
2. How We Use Your Info
We use your information to:
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Fulfill and ship your orders
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Keep you posted on order status and updates
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Send fun, possibly inappropriate marketing (with your consent)
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Improve our website, services, and occasionally, our life choices
3. Sharing Your Info
We don’t sell your information—because that’s gross.
We only share your data with trusted third parties for:
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Payment processing (e.g., Stripe, PayPal)
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Order shipping and delivery
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Email marketing (if you’ve opted in)
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Legal obligations, if things go full courtroom drama
4. Your Rights
You have the right to:
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Access or correct your data
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Unsubscribe from our emails (we’ll miss you though)
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Ask us to delete your data (except what we legally must keep)
5. Cookies (Not the Edible Kind)
We use cookies to personalize your experience, analyze traffic, and remember if you’re cool enough to come back.
You can disable cookies through your browser settings—but it might make the site less fun.
6. Data Security
We protect your data with industry-standard security measures. Even our “bad decisions” don’t include sloppy data handling.
7. Changes to This Policy
We might update this policy when we grow up (or our lawyer yells at us). If so, we’ll let you know here.
8. Contact Us
Questions? Compliments? Confessions?
Email us at: info@pinkslip.com